pretentiouswhale:

bro women are so dumb. they belong in the kitchen making us sandiwches haha am i right or what man. dude i gotta go my moms asking me which pair of nike socks i want her to iron for me to wear on the first day of eighth grade. 

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ryaninwonderland:

condom:

antiplastic:

ryaninwonderland:

there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

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that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

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jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

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